Post by Cassie on Jun 12, 2006 16:29:53 GMT -5
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin"
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well husband # 1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be
Husband # 2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me
Husband # 3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldnt get the system up
Husband # 4 was in telemarketing, even though he had the order, didn't know when he'd be able to deliver
Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted 3 years to researh, implement and design a state of the art method
Husband # 6 was from Finance and Admin. he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure if it was his job or not
Husband # 7 was in marketing. although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it
Husband # 8 was a psychatrist. all he ever did was talk about it
Husband # 9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it
Husband # 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was ...... God I miss him!!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!!"
"Good" said the husband. "but why?"
"You're a LAWYER!! This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well husband # 1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be
Husband # 2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me
Husband # 3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldnt get the system up
Husband # 4 was in telemarketing, even though he had the order, didn't know when he'd be able to deliver
Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted 3 years to researh, implement and design a state of the art method
Husband # 6 was from Finance and Admin. he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure if it was his job or not
Husband # 7 was in marketing. although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it
Husband # 8 was a psychatrist. all he ever did was talk about it
Husband # 9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it
Husband # 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was ...... God I miss him!!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!!"
"Good" said the husband. "but why?"
"You're a LAWYER!! This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
