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Post by Cassie on Jun 12, 2006 16:25:11 GMT -5
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......
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Post by Glooba on Jun 18, 2006 10:46:43 GMT -5
Perv.
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Post by Cassie on Jun 18, 2006 12:29:08 GMT -5
well its funny
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Post by Glooba on Jun 18, 2006 12:37:07 GMT -5
No. No it's not. It's perverted and dumb, like Carlos's left toe.
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Post by Cassie on Jun 18, 2006 14:59:34 GMT -5
No. No it's not. It's perverted and dumb, like Carlos's left toe. Some people find perverted things funny.
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Post by Glooba on Jun 18, 2006 19:04:30 GMT -5
No. No it's not. It's perverted and dumb, like Carlos's left toe. Some people find perverted things funny. I used to, then I had a VERY bad experience. *shudder*
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Post by waldo on Jul 20, 2006 16:39:21 GMT -5
Ha. Do share, Glooba.
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Post by elvis on Jul 28, 2006 16:03:53 GMT -5
I found it funny, I laughed.
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Post by 5150 on Oct 23, 2006 22:10:58 GMT -5
*this is so fuinny i am going to smite the Ferench*smites French*
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Post by carlos on Oct 24, 2006 22:38:03 GMT -5
I smite your mom.
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Post by 5150 on Oct 24, 2006 22:55:39 GMT -5
what i said in the Next gen counsels i was kidding about kidding OWNAGE
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Post by waldo on Oct 28, 2006 0:51:30 GMT -5
What with all the bad insults?
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Post by Glooba on Oct 28, 2006 8:13:58 GMT -5
What aren't they?
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